I hosted for Thanksgiving. Which is why I am just getting a chance to write this.
I am fortunate enough that the big things that I'm thankful for have become mainstays: great husband, wonderful family, good health, happy kids, etc.
So it's the little things that I'm thankful for:
1. The free Starlight peppermints that are at the front desk at the gym. I like that after I brutalize myself with spin class or body pump that I can have a free piece of candy.
2. NickJr. When I need a minute (or an hour, or a day) I know the kids are counting and learning commercial-free.
3. First cup of coffee each day.
4. First glass of wine after the kids' bedtimes.
5. Top Chef. I can be productive for the two hours between the kids' bedtimes and Top Chef. Once Top Chef comes on at 10pm I can then feel very justified drinking wine and eating cheese for the next hour.
6. That I learned two Parks family recipes: crab soup and oyster stuffing. I know them and Jeremy and his sisters don't so I can sell the information to them later in life.
I know there are way more than six but I need to go break up a Pokemon fight between the kiddos that is getting a little violent.
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Serenity in the city
I go to a downtown gym three days week and do a combination
of running, spinning, weights and socializing.
I have never been athletically inclined and until my mid-20s was really,
really thin. Fast forward fifteen years
and the only running I was doing was down the block to the wine store for more
Cabernet Sauvingnon.
Yesterday I took a yoga class for the first time in more
than eight years. I quickly remembered
why I gave it up. First, I hate to look
at lots of bare feet—it freaks me out. They
eyes are not the gateway to the soul; the feet are. You can tell a lot about a person by their
feet. A plain looking person will sometimes
have very elegant, well-cared for feet which leads me to believe they have
unsuspected depth. Conversely, if a
great-looking person has ugly feet, it’s nature’s way of balancing shit
out. The woman next to me yesterday had
especially heinous feet—very natural, and I mean that in the worst sense of the
word, sans pedicure or even a bi-monthly buffing down of the heels. Plus people touch their feet then touch the
communal mats and other stuff which is pretty hard for a self-confessed germaphobe
to handle. And someone smelled like
garlic. Not an everything-bagel-for-breakfast
sort of smell, but a huge-helping-of-garlicky pasta-for-dinner sort of smell,
where it’s spilling out of one’s pores.
Trapped in a small, dimly-lit room with the feet and unidentifiable Garlic
Girl, I was miserable. At least it was
only a 45 minute class, I thought.
The teacher is the sort of being who insists on declaring
the names of all the poses ALL THE TIME so it was Tadasana down into Chaturanga
then into Trikonasana so I feel as if I am taking a class in Bombay and not
Baltimore, despite the presence of Under Armour apparel surrounding me. I’m sure she means well, but I have a degree
in International Studies, not Sanskrit and have little yearn to learn it. In fact, there’s so little that I like about
yoga. Devotees are all about The Breathing,
the inhalation and the exhalation, so the room is full of people that sound
like they’re having sex. There’s jargon
I just don’t get—how exactly to open one’s pelvis? How does one breathe through one’s belly
button? Or when bent in half, pull said
belly button back to the thighs? Most of
the time I’m just hanging there, faking it.
The teacher is clearly living The Yoga Life which I can only presume
does not include wolfing down marshmellows dipped in Nutella upon returning
home from class like I did. I just can’t
identify with someone that is so clearly, well, whole. I hope she has some
sort of vice, like Jack Daniels or prosciutto eaten on buttered bread, but I
doubt it. She probably eats ten almonds
instead of eight when she wants to get crazy.
I know I’m being judgmental, but this is my blog, dammit.
My goal for this class is to loosen up all the joints that
have locked up from a decade hunched over a laptop. I’m not looking for Clarity or Serenity, and
with my bad attitude I’ll never find that at the gym anyway. A wine bar, maybe. In class we did this move where, sitting with
legs straight out, we were all supposed to grab our big toe (again with the
feet!) and pull the leg back as if it were a hunter’s bow. Riiiiiiight.
Not my cuppa tea, but my back does feel looser (all that breathing that
my shoulders were doing, apparently) and so I admit, I’ll be back next
week. With a package of antibacterial
wipes.
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